Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Did You Fart?

fart.jpg Fart image by TheLostAge

Farting in public is an extreme act of rudeness. It basically signifies that you could care less about the people around you so you allow the fumes and bubbly noise to erupt out of your butt hole. When my brother farts in front of me I lecture him on how disrespectful and uncleanly it is. I always say: “If you were sitting in a car with Paris Hilton you wouldn’t have farted.” It’s so true. If we don’t care about certain people’s opinions or we feel extremely comfortable around them, we won’t resist our urge to fart. Otherwise, when were in a classroom full of peers, a significant other’s family, a person we don’t know well, or pretty much any other social situation, we know better than to fart. So I recommend that if you feel the urge coming, take the liberty to exit the room and proceed accordingly. Not only will you save yourself from embarrassment, but you will give people one less reason to look down upon you.

1 comment:

  1. I have to be honest and say that i have been in many situations where i've had the urge to just let it go. It is the worst feeling ever. And its true that if we are super comfortable around a certain person, that we automatically assume that farting, burping, or anything that comes out of an orifice would be socially acceptable; but in reality, it is an extreme act of rudeness and selfishness.

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